ALFA DOG

hav any of u seen the muvi ALFA DOG ? if u havent, i highly recommend it. its a true story bout JesseJamesHollywood. watch d muvi closely n see how most american family's lives are like. i cant imagine living in dat environment, wher fathers n sons say fuck, dick, shithead to each other on regular basis while conversing normally, whn ur bfs discuss sex fantasies wit ur own mother in front of u, wher beautiful bckyard is turned into a cannabis farm etc.

n i tell u dis.. u wont regret watchn. u mite even weep. how d hell did it ever go so far.. btw, it has d 'too HOT to be true', d one n only -JustineTimberlake yaww. enjoyyyyyy

p.s// if u guys r interested in art & photography, check dis girl out. her pix r superb. http://www.sueannajoe.com/

Port Dickson

Date: Tues, 3 July till Wed, 4 July 2007

Accomodation: 2 Bedroom Apartment, RM130 - Corus Aprmt, near a beach.

Oil : ~rm10-15 bux each, hanizas driving her car.

Activities: BBQ, karaoke etc.

So far thers only 4 of us, murni me aliaa haniza. anybody else interested do tell. lets make it til 8 peeps, 2 cars. d more d peeps, d cheaper.

victim of money laundering

wtf.
i got a call yesterday from BukitAman police officers, saying that am a freakn alledged suspect in the case of loan shark notorious - Lim Chee Weng. watdahelll mannnnnnnnnnn. i find it so funny until they started calling me again today n ask me to appear infront of the high court.

i spoke mandarin w the officers cause its so BLARDEE hard to understand their english. i dmanded dat i speak to a person who can speak eng n bm fluently, but Officer Yew insisted that he can speak, n he is a msian dat studied abroad, n dat i shudnt complaint bcos am a malay who speaks mandarin (wtf dat means i oso duno). our conversation dint become serious until i got rili angry whn he askd me d questns dat ive alredi answrd ystrdy, i deliberately told him dat i would shut d fuckn phone until i get a freakn letter frm the HighCourt about my 'crimes'. he sed my letter mite b sidetrackd cos d address they found (frm bankers dat sell bank accounts to loan sharks) under my name was in K.L.

i was like fak. am a msian citizen, n if u say ure d police n watnot, u could trace my correct add within minutes w d given i.c. no. and its his freakn job 2make sure i get my freakn letter so dat thers no misundrstndg. ni cam call rumah org, ask u to go to HighCourt, without given prior notice of why d hell is ur presence needed there.

and den Officer Yew threatened me, sayin dat if i dun comply n cooperate, ill b held in prison. he warned me, n told me dat he'll come to my hse n ascort me to bkt aman. ntah paper dowhh. if hes SO blardee sure wher i live, wats d harm of him sending me a freakn OFFICAL letter. penat la layan org2 ni. no, instead, he continously ask me d same questns n whn i answr i must alwys repeat myself, n u call urself msian. mayb i undrsntd. mayb if i was d REAL suspect, am xpected 2give diff answrs 4 same questns. but if is SO serious, i whud have gotten a letter then only a phone call. i got d latter 1st instead. its like weve alwys known dat in msia thers alwys STUPID prosedures to follow. n here it is, a basic e.g. of msian gov not following these prosedures. its so simple, send me d letter n ill cooperate. u nvr these thngs chud b a scam.

whn they jot down my name, I CAN'T BELIEVE that they dun even kno wats d meaning of SPACE!


p.s/ if u were msian, u whud undrstnd dat a muslim name comes w binti or bin, n dat u'd undrstnd instantly wat it means by space. sheeshhh. i feel like am living in China during these encounters. btw, my hp n hse phone is ringing off d hook for d past hour cos i slammd d phone.sorri la, i do wan 'em 2catch d bad guy, but their approach on dis matter is f.o.s.....

picture time

omg this choc denso is sooooo gooooood especially since its sooo cold.its like hot thick yet not sickening chocolate.yummy.me n sha

me n hanzie in Napier by the beach..the sand is black coz its actually soil from a volcanic eruption 70 years ago.my sis is spotting the erica badu look.hahah

this pic was taken on the way back from our road trip to Napier.soooo cantik.the whole nz looks liddis la pretty much.

this is the "infamous" shadz cafe.gambar not so clearrrr

this is us(shazana-ex uia,allison,khalisha,me) on one of the many many many many shopping expeditions to queen street. im not too into shopping if u havent noticed...

us at albert park which is in between campus n the shopping districts.

me n hanzie boo somewhere on the inner city side walks of auckland.

me posing like no other in the kitchen where EVERYONE does thier cookin-we pend lotsa time here!

ill upload more pics.this variety is not too good.soweee

later

missing past friends and present ones

Girls, i was just thinking about high school days, and seriously, i miss the days when things were simple, when we'd meet friends around the corridor and menyibuk in each other's classes, or at tuition and gossip and cubit guys and all. hahaha.

i miss the nice clean fun of yesteryear. and now, most of them have scattered across the globe. which leaves us thinking, and missing what was. the good ol days. i wish things were still the same.

which brought me to this point: one day, we will graduate from UIA, we will have jobs we HAVE TO GO TO AND CAN'T SKIP, bills to pay, and no more mommy and daddy to make things easy for us. And during that time, we'd think back to our uni days and..miss it. miss this.

miss the fun we girls have, doing nothing and everything. screaming and smacking boobs and freaking yaya out with our grossness and complaining about being fat and emo-ing and..you know what i mean. we can't see it now, we take it for granted now, but one day, along the lines when we are grown and mature adults with boring lives (yeah, not everyone has jobs with so much free time like u see on FRIENDS) , we'd wish we did more to savour these days and the sisterhood we share.

so what im saying is: LET"S HAVE FUN!!! let's plan something, before the craziness of next sem starts. let's enjoy our company being crazy and girly and laugh till our sides ache before we can't anymore. let's take piccies and flirt with cute boys and walk along the beach and sing and all that crap. Let's before we get ol get married and all this will be a faded memory.

so girls: PLS TELL YAYA/ALIAA when you guys are free, so we can plan a simple trip to PD. Jom arrr. Dekat pon susah nak plan apa lagi nak gi bandung next year? come on girls we can do it. just tell when you're free and i'll settle the rest. OKAY! OKay!

btw: akemal, farhan, etc are welcome also :)

sem nak buka ni. tak naaaaakkkkk. i'm gonna be so busy. mock trial, tutorial, law student's society, dating ahhahahahah. so let's do this before the hectic schedule of our student lives kick in

sincerely: murni mentoot

P A I N T B A L L

It was 8am in the morning, murni ektualli calld my hp frm d guest room, askin me 2get up n get readi for PAINTBALL. Our kind friend, Ajin, helpfully picked us up.

By 930 we were already near Zoo Negara, can say to 'berkumpul' la. There was 15 of us in total. Divided into 3 groups.

I dun rili wana speak more of it but all i can say is dat we shud do this. It hurts and all, hell ask murni (she got a close range shot by Syafiq, n her lutut is currently hurting n bruising like hell!), but we shud gettugede our frens n shoot til we have no ammooooooooo. Since its an expensive sport, we shud jst make it as an xperience!

common la. am sure u guys hav sum 'rasa tak puas hati' (jikalau ada) with each otha haha mayb its time to express it! btw, i posted these pix to say dat dat chud be us!

p.s/ watever happen to SKA day? hahahaaaaa

kampung girl

whenever i travel i sureeeeeee bcome sick.thus,my mom calls me kampung girl coz i maca tak biase je travel.anywayz,the macam girls had an organized trip to south of auckland.it was soooo cold!!n me being me,i had to bcome a lil 'sickly'.who came to my rescue??? "dr.jamie"!! haha the owner of the lodge we were staying in.he was soooooo baik.its surprising how nice,warm n friendly ppl are to strangers.i guess they were trying to be nice to their guest,but it was over whelming,they soo went out of their way to make us feel at home n introducing us to the place.it was a cool expereince coz they treated us like equals thus making all conversation very light n open.the lodge was a bacpackers kinda thing so we were all living together n eating together n showereing together.so fun! oh n there was this place called SHADZ CAFE!! can u believe??!!all the way in nz.cool giler,sooo excited.hehehehe.

then the bus driver who was amazingly intellectual(u never know wht ppl r till u talk to em) was discussing religion wit me n hanzy.his german,staying in nz.he had his own i deas abt islam,the normal misconception tht islam=arab.soooooooo not!we really put things in perspective 4 him n he was really impressed.his a graduate of psycology or something.i was quite proud of the lil we could do to try to save the name of islam.he said he will convey the msg to his german friends coz germans like to try to "get to the root of things"(according to him).he did an impressive rsearch on our religion himself,then he tried to explain islams certain prohibitions-relating them to the olden days n how these days we dont need em anymore.we tried clearing things out 4 him(hope we did well)

its wonderful being exposed to diff ppl n diff views,expanding the mind(i hope)hahaha.

later

u guys!!!pls check this out!!! its sooo funny!! watch the whole thing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

game room

in the apartment there is a common area where they provide pool table,ping pong table n fusball table...alll for free.everyone hangs out there from time to time.but my sis n freinds have never played..till i came tht is.hehehehehe! i told them tht if u guys were here we would rule tht common area!hahaha. yesterday we were up playing all 3 things till 3 am!!! giler tak leh blah!!

later

SEXED up~

u guys...everyone here is doin IT alright!! me n sis were making pancakes 4 breakfast at 4 pm when 1 by one these couples were comin to cook.oh God i dunno wht it was but u could soooooo tell they just did it.i really dunno wht it was,but there it was anyways,staring me in the face.they werent touchy or anything,at all.but u just know!! or maybe im nuts..hehehe.

me sis n freinds r gonna paint the town red tonight.its kinda really chilly so no cute boys r hangging around in the streets.my sis says we would have to come in summer to see tht.but the whole apartment/college concept is soooo cool.

oh!!n the stadium really is next door!!!! pink performed 2 nights ago n guns n rosses next week. n christina sometime soon n lionel richie n wht not!!!sooo gerammmm!! aarrgghh~

later

finally

so the 15 hour journey which started at 445am wed morning has come to an end.i finally reached auckland via brunei n then via brisbane.on the flight i was bugged non-stop by the steward who wanted to hook-up for clubbing once i was back in KL.i had half the mind to tell him i was married!!just leave me alone!!hahaha

hanzie was waiting 4 me as i walked out of the arrival hall after heavy duty customs.nz is very strict with the goods u can bring into the country.n guess wht!! out of 400 ppl passing through the customs,i was "randomly" selected to have to go through a scan for bomb resedue!!do i look like a bomber to u???? i bet it was bcoz my name was arabic or whtever.

its 530am local time n we just had something to eat since we got from the airport.i wish u guys were here.its damn nice!!its sooo diff from uia.its like a life of freedom n independence.n it gives u strength to do things on ur own n try different things.the college/apartment is awesome!its a railways station converted into a college/apartment.they have a huge common kitchen area where EVERYBODY cooks(its too expensive to eat out) i watched my sis n her friend cook up a small storm while i sat infront of an oven to keep myself warm. its cccooolllldddd out here.but its a nice change.change is always good.i bet we would all look so cute balled up in winter clothing,cute scarfs,trendy coats,hot boots.. i was shocked to see my sis..she looked so...hot in the winter clothes she pulled together.

i wish u guys were here..it would be cool beyond words! my sis n her freinds plan to go on a EURO TRIP k.i was like man,ill never see tht kinda thing in my life. BUT we can yall!!we can travel n have fun together..lest start small but significant.our parents have to let us go...we dont do anything!!we r good children who study well n dont get into trouble n r obedient most of the time.i feel we should make something something of our friendship,take it to the next level =)
im really feelin it right now,n its great!

later

wazzup Sultan!!

so im on my way to auckland,n i have a 2 hour transit at brunei..wht to do........

GO TO THE INTRENET CAFE!!! wazzzzzup!! hehe.it feels quite liberating to be travelling on ur own n just doin shite by urself (whilst hoping tht no one will come n kacau u) i already had an encounter with a bruneien law lecturer in KLIA,he was asking all sorts of questions abt my studies n parents n life n age...hahaha.at 1st i was very wary.but then i realised tht he ment no harm.well,duh!aiyooohhhh im so paranoid!but who isnt?

omg they just made an announcementy tht indicated tht my next flight is similar to the one thts goin to brisbane.tht means to auckland via brisbane!!!! but thts not wht my dad booked..im suppose to fly straight to auckland!!! wht the helllllllll

later

Ouchhhh

Any suggestions on how to recover frm this sort of accident? demm.. haha funny but disturbing

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its a HANZO thing~

Last night marked the celebration of hanzo's 21st birthday bash at Darby Park KL.with alomst all the skas' gathered (plus a few regular ska groupies) we partied till the wee hours of the morning.among the interesting activties were..

1. chillin on the balcony over lookin the twin towers whilst havin a social smoke.(there was enough smoke to go around,including 4 those who didnt smoke.we also looked like a bunch of prostitues n gigolos that kena tangkap on an unfortunate night-according to hanis)oh,dont ask who sponsored the ciggies k?hehe.


2. chillin again on the roof top layaning our cam whore desires(even the guys were into it)until the hotel staff came to "chase us off"-it was closing.but thanks anyways yaya-our expert photographer.


3. six young ladies(21 years of age,mind u)jumping on the hotel bed like a bunch of 3 year olds.n at the same time taking provocative pictures-courtesy of haniza hazer.hehe


4. me getting period pains like ive never had before.(what a literal pain in the ass.such a spoiler!)


5. them goin to the mamak downstairs.(you guys fill in the holes 4 me on wht happenend k?)


6. everyone sleeping "comfortably" with their desired partners.(nikkie u know what im talkin abt..) keep it real babe! haha

since i was a party pooper last night,i woke early n took a stroll in klcc park with my buddy boe.it was the nicest feeling ive had since awhile..so relaxing n calming.(minus all th KLites rushing to work like there's no tommorow)hahah.boe n i had good meaningful conversation..thats always how it goes right?a night of meaningless patying followed by a morning of meanigful conversation? whtever,it was hot! =)then we went 4 some teh tarik as a closing to the early morning.it was great!!(i never drink tea,ever!)

we got back to the room n soon after,aliaa n nik got ready to go for some real breakfast in the hotel.(they sneaked up some goodies for us to munch on too,what r friends for if not to bring u food right?)thanks girlies!then by 12 we packed up n all were heading out on our ways to do our own things once again.the only sure thing i knew what 2 of the girls were doing was ASSIGNMENT hehehe.yeah.hanz n nik still had an assignment due 1 day AFTER finals.common girls,we can do this university thing!i know we can! haha

all n all,i had a blast n i hope u guys did too.love u guys loads.ill be goin to NZ soon,so keep me posted with u guyses bloggies k? lets make this event tri annual instead of just annual.coz by the time we know it..we'll all be working,married,pregnant n....hotter than ever!!wooohooooo!!

later

freaking out

for most that know me, when i say im freaking out for finals, i bet you'd roll your eyes and say "yeah right. thats wht you always say."

but you know, this time its true. i almost failed (i got her to raise my marks!) my midterm and when i went to see my lecturer for consultation, she said for a 5 mark question, a good answer would be two pages.

2 pages! WTH!!!

it was the most discouraging conversation i ever had. basically she told me it was almost impossible to get an A-.

screw it. if i can get A- under Dr. Bahar, i dont understand why i cnt get it under her. the subject isnt even that hard. i understand it. but it is just plain CRAZY to ask a person to write 8 pages for a freakin 15 marks question. i mean, who has the time?

Allah, please..i hope i can do well for this final. an A- pls pls. because if i dont do will, then my pointer will go down, and i already have some problems i dont want to think abt. i cnt lose this. my academics.

pls.

AMIN.

in-betweens

so yet again i spent my sunday afternoon listening to old people talking. been going to this talk conducted by the young muslim project (ymp for short) every fortnightly on sundays. this week, topic discussed was men, women and in-betweens. homosexuals. yep. VERY interesting. homos are defined as being sexually attracted, in love and having desires towards the same gender, and translate those skewed feelings physically (in another way, having anal intercourse). so to those who have ermm 'secret imaginations' towards kawan of the same sex, need not fret. as long as u keep ur imaginations in the closet, its harmless. some interesting facts about homosexuals are, if he has only one anal intercourse partner, chances of getting aids/hiv is 50% higher (so being unfaithful is safer. HAHA) and more than half of homosexual individuals are in an abusive homosexual relationship.

thats about just proly 1/20 of the inputs from the talk. but bear in mind, the homosexual committees now are fighting for their rights. they actually came up with a kindergarten book that includes homosexual parents in the syllabus. john's parents are 2 guys, and jane's parents are 2 women. so think about our future kids. if homos will be accepted as a norm, our kids will grow up accepting that its normal to be a homo. so take time to ponder aight.

on another note, i met madonna's dancer at the talk. wooooo!!! damn nice guy and has a strong faith. amin norman reverted to islam about 3 years ago and he just reverted his devoted christian dad to islam about 3 months ago. cool innit??!! hes still a dancer now. a devoted muslim dancer. coolness.

so lets be part of the ymp and express your thoughts about islam, current issues and the sorts. good day people!





















us and amin norman

they said: "surely, you know that we have neither
any desire nor need of your daughters, and indeed
you know well what we want!. they (messenger)
said: "O Lut! Verily, we are the messengers from
your Lord! they shall not reach you! so travel with
your family in a part of the night, and let not any of
you look back; but your wife (will remain behind),
verily, the punishment which will afflict her. indeed,
morning is their appointed time. is not the morning near?
(Surah 11:80-81)

Gay and proud? i dun thnk so.

Bangsar. One of the places where youngsters and grown-ups collide and find themselves on familiar grounds: to yamcha, lepak & chitchat away. mmg la normal. laidback, chillout. everytime me & my homegals go there we'll find nuthin unusual. everything seems to be at the right place (except whn thngs get wild occassionally at nite!).

Spoke of the 'right' thngs too soon, whn suddenly a day had come for the gals to do their 'thang' at the salon & threading parlor. i came in late for the visit. as i walk gradually into the tiny, non-air conditioned shop, my wondering eyes had set on a hunky guy. he was standing 6feet tall, spiky hair, long-sleeve collared shirt, anddddddddddddddd (this is a must-have btw!) good looking, as in hensemhensem! haha nden arr, suddently rite, i saw his leg ritee, getting closer n closer n closer to another men's private part. i wasn't as stunt yet, till i saw the respond of mr.Gay no. 2. he responded to the hunky male by putting his filthy lips and kiss hunky guy's neck! fak. wat da fak is goin on. its not bad enaf they are roaming the streets of kl like bunch of maggots like nobodis business, now we are allowing PDA in public! betwn same sexes! Pic (left): uia 's sotongs.

pls la wehy. leave ur dirty laundry at home. i duno bout ya'll, but i dun thnk d society in general shud tolerate such behaviour, especially whn malaysia is becoming more n more lenient & liberal these days. if u thnk u wana bermastautin arnd this region, i suggest u find a spot, dig a hole and bury yourself.

Recipe of the Week : Berry Pancake

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (177 degrees C) and place the rack in the center of the oven.

Melt the butter in a heavy 10 - inch (25 cm) nonstick ovenproof skillet.

Meanwhile in your food processor or blender place the egg, milk, vanilla extract, flour, salt, ground cinnamon and sugar. Process for about 45 - 60 seconds, scraping down the sides of the bowl as needed. Once the batter is completely smooth, pour into your skillet with the melted butter.

Bake for about 25 minutes or until the pancake is slightly puffed and set. Remove from oven and sprinkle the pancake with the fresh berries that have been tossed with the sugar. Gently roll or fold the sides of the pancake over the berries and slide the pancake onto your serving platter. Dust with confectioners sugar and serve with softly whipped cream or pure maple syrup.

Serves 2 - 3.

1 tablespoon (15 grams) unsalted butter

1 large egg

1 cup (240 ml) milk

1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

1/2 cup (70 grams) all-purpose flour

1/8 teaspoon salt

1/8 teaspoon ground cinnamon

2 tablespoons (30 grams) granulated white sugar

Garnish:

1 cup fresh berries (strawberries, raspberries, blueberries and/or blackberries)

1 - 2 tablespoons granulated white sugar

Confectioners (powdered or icing) sugar

Softly whipped cream or maple syrup

crap.

To the first few people that knew this blog existed, I hope u'll be patient, cause my knowledge on blogs are SOO lacking, more like zero knowledge! Soo prepare urself & do give suggestions, ideas and comments. haha jgn malu-malu yaaaaaa. sincerely, wantedSKA (lol!).